Total Medals Earned: 594 (From 118 different games.) Total Medal Score: 10,690 Points
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
You finished the strange maze!
Medals Earned: 14/17 (400/525 points)
Take down the Airbus A380
Take down the BAE Hawk
Take down the Broadcast helicopter
Take down the CH46 Sea Knight helicopter
Take down the crocodile jet
Take down the DHC 2 Beaver
Take down the HH65Dolphin helicopter
Crush 10 kayaks
Nuke Sydney
Take down the sailplane
Take down the UFO
Take down the zeppelin
Kill 9 horses
Kill 10 sky divers
Eat 60 pieces of Orca
Kill 30 cruise ship passengers
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/15 (20/325 points)
Submit your score.
Die by falling off the edge.
Die by getting squished.
Complete the Tutorial.
Survive 15 seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 50 block-drops
Perform 15 corner-flips in one game.
Play the game for at least 20 minutes.
Stay alive for 100 block-drops.
Jump 50 times in one game.
Earn a score of 45+ seconds without jumping.
Stay alive for 250 block-drops.
Perform 3 consecutive wall-jumps.
Perform 6 consecutive wall-jumps.
Stay alive for 1337 block-drops.
Medals Earned: 6/13 (65/350 points)
Complete Act 1.
Reach Level 5.
Reach Level 10.
Complete Act 2.
Complete Act 3.
Complete Act 4.
Reach Level 25.
Reach Level 50.
Medals Earned: 8/20 (110/485 points)
Perform 200 headshots
Survive 1 minute with HP below 30%
Collect 200 bottles of Tequila
Kill 150 zombies with Machete/Tonfa
Kill 643 zombies
Collect 100 Chili Peppers
Kill the 1st boss
Perform Massacre 50 Kills combo
Restore 1000 HP in one game
Kill 10 zombie Spocks
Kill 200 zombie dogs
Kill 300 bad zombie girls
Kill 50 bonus vultures
Kill 666 zombies with Chainsaw
Kill 100 zombies with Rocket Guitar
Kill the 2nd boss
Kill the 3rd boss
Purchase all the weapons and armors
Collect $300.000
Kill 65 bosses and/or mini-bosses
Medals Earned: 6/14 (100/400 points)
Beat the shit outa the A.T.P. agent with your axe.
Rip the first dude's head off.
Perform The Beast's signature smiley fatality.
Beat the shit outa your axe with the A.T.P. agent.
Shotgun rape the first guy.
Medals Earned: 8/12 (160/295 points)
Decide to play the game.
Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Try to grab all the tables.
Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
Medals Earned: 12/16 (245/455 points)
Choose to play this amazing game of ours that makes you feel better about the world you live in.
Find a spare set of arms
Get your hands on the funniest dinosaur joke you've heard in ages.
Prove you're a genius by figuring out how to capture the crab.
Lose Wilson too early.
Get a hug from the ghost... and die in the process.
Solve all of Sunburned Bob's problems.
Catch some poop before it lands on the ocean floor.
Save the day with the power of a delicious snowcone.
Discover the hidden thoughts of The Fonz.
Talk to at least 25 different things in the game.
Beat the entire game.
Medals Earned: 4/5 (30/80 points)
Complete level 1
Complete level 4
Complete level 10
Complete level 7
Medals Earned: 3/5 (40/90 points)
Cut dawn the tree
Enter the correct password to activate the bridge
Complete the game
Find the programmer's card